Pets

[shadowcaster]

A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis has provided
the answer to "Where do pets come from?"

Adam and Eve said, "Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked
with us every day. Now we do not see you anymore. We are lonesome
here and it is difficult for us to remember how much you love
us."

And God said, "No problem! I will create a companion for you that
will be with you forever and who will be a reflection of my love
for you, so that you will love me even when you cannot see me.
Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable you may be,
this new companion will accept you as you are and will love you
as I do, in spite of yourselves."

And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam and Eve.

And it was a good animal.

And God was pleased.

And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and Eve, and he
wagged his tail.

And Adam said, "Lord, I have already named all the animals in the
Kingdom and I cannot think of a name for this new animal.

And God said, "No problem. Because I have created this new animal
to be a reflection of my love for you, his name will be a
reflection of my own name, and you will call him DOG."

And Dog lived with Adam and Eve and was a companion to them and
loved them. And they were comforted.

And God was pleased.

And Dog was content and wagged his tail.

After a while, it came to pass that an angel came to the Lord and
said, "Lord, Adam and Eve have become filled with pride. They
strut and preen like peacocks and they believe they are worthy of
adoration. Dog has indeed taught them that they are loved, but
perhaps too well."

And God said, "No problem! I will create for them a companion who
will be with them forever and who will see them as they are. The
companion will remind them of their limitations, so they will
know that they are not always worthy of adoration."

And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam and Eve.

And Cat would not obey them.

And when Adam and Eve gazed into Cat's eyes, they were reminded
that they were not the supreme beings.

And Adam and Eve learned humility. And they were greatly
improved.

And God was pleased.

And Dog was happy.

And Cat didn't give a sh1t one way or the other.

[flyerncle]

Rich, if you spent as much time building as you do on little ditty's like the one above you would be finished in a week.

Just kidding mate,very funny though and would not be the same without them.



cheers

[HandyAndy]

Rich, like it , :D
tho if you put a cat among my dogs i promise the cat "will give a shit" & the look in its eyes will reveal he is not supreme, :D :D

my dogs would love a cat ............ for about 3 seconds.
they,re not nasty dogs but their instinct would take over. the wolf pack instinct.
cheers
andy

[thwang]

why did you mention pets now in going to have to pst a pic of my dogs
amber my little staffy
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v710/ambertwang/amber.jpg
and murphy staffy/ terrier x 26 kg loves cats he would chrew a iron bar if you put it in front of him
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v710/ambertwang/murphey.jpg
cost us a fortune this one new Kitchen when he got out of his cage as a pup
simon

[shadowcaster]

They look like handfulls Andy

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pcnUG1x67-4/Se-in-IWeRI/AAAAAAAAAGI/3qFovOWrI8s/s1600-h/012.JPG"
My best mate Pippin

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pcnUG1x67-4/Se-ioCuANKI/AAAAAAAAAGQ/nyDE9fc4_XI/s1600-h/Pip%26Merlin.JPG
Pips with the real boss of the house Merlin the 14yr old ASBO holding moggie

I also give up how do you get the picture to display in the post.:mad:

[HandyAndy]

Rich, did you look at the photos of my dogs on other site?
andy

[shadowcaster]

Just had a look mate, now that lot are a real handful:D. The dogs look like they are enjoying themselves, am I right in thinking that Blue Eyes is the boss, he looks fab.

[HandyAndy]

yeah they can be a handful, they get very hyper when out in "work" mode ( sled racing). sorry but no "blue eyes" isn,t the boss tho SHE thinks she is, been put in her place a few times by the real boss.
when they are all working together they are a great team, a four dog team can pull me 7 & half miles in under 19 minutes.
boss dog is the grey dog at front left of team.
cheers
andy

[shadowcaster]

Got my posts mixed up, for some reason I thought Thwang's dogs were Andy's.:o Anyway Thwang they also look like a real handful. Pip's cost us a small fortune when he though it woud be good to eat a stone. Look on my face when I saw the bill, priceless.

[flyerncle]

We have a Basset Hound, a Siamese and a Burmann cat and they all sleep in the same bed. The Siamese corners the dog and beats the crap out it.
To cap it all the dog feeds the Siamese it's biscuits when its eating and often spits them out to waiting cat.

Weird or what.

[Blade]

Hi all
Meet lucy , she's just a pup in the pic , but has now grown to twelve and half
stone , and as solid as one ? nice girl

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[Bonzo]

This is our 9 month old Yorkie (Bo-Bo) up to his favorite past time, annoying the cat.

The cat (Radar) at almost 1 & 1/2 stone, almost twice the size of the dog is not bothered in the slightest.

He just flat packs the dog whe he has had enough. :D :D

http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj266/Bonzoronnie/BoRadar002.jpg


http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj266/Bonzoronnie/BoRadar004.jpg

[shadowcaster]

OK how do you get the pictures to display in the post, am I missing somwthing obvious or just plain thick.:confused:

[flyerncle]

What happened to "Fight like Cat and Dog "

Rich,use paper clip on tool bar above message space to add pic.

[HandyAndy]

how do i downsize my photo as they are too large a file to be posted?
andy

[HandyAndy]

gonna try and post a photo
andy283
this is tasha, hardest worker in my team, never gives up & all she ever wants is a playfight with me.
she,s 6 yrs old with stunning blue eyes.
cheers
andy

[shadowcaster]

Wonder if this will work:eek:288

[HandyAndy]

it worked Rich, i was shocked that mine worked too :D :D
nice dog too
andy

[shadowcaster]

:eek: :eek: your right it worked, Tasha's a real beauty and looks like she knows it.:D

[SeriesLandy]

This is Demi our ex Canine partners (assistance dog) Lab
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3058/2854337202_2aa233cca3.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/stevenaylor/2854337202/)

[flyerncle]

Like bloody Cruft's........