Lie-Clocks

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A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, > he
> saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, 'What are all those
> clocks?'
>
>
>
> St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth has a
> Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock move.'
> 'Oh', said the man. 'Whose clock is that?'
>
> 'That's Mother Teresa's', replied St. Peter. 'The hands have never moved,
> indicating that she never told a lie.'
>
> 'Incredible', said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?'
>
> St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved
> twice, telling us that Abraham told only two lies in his entire life.'


> 'Where's Gordon Brown's clock?' asked the man.
>
> St Peter replied, 'Jesus has it in his office. He uses it as a ceiling
> fan.'