Two brooms

[shadowcaster]

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.

One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.

The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress.

The groom broom was very handsome and suave in his tuxedo.

The wedding was lovely.

After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom,
"I think I am going to have a little broom!."

"IMPOSSIBLE !" said the groom-broom.






Are you ready for this? Brace yourself ; this is going to hurt!!!!!!!!!!








"WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER ! "

[dogwood]

I can't beleive I still read your jokes.......:eek:


David :D :D :D

[bobbyh]

get ur coat cuz that was bad. but it did put a smile on my face

[Tilly819]

I should have read who posted that before reading it then i would have saved myself the efort, gave me a giggle though ;)