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londonsean69
21st September 2009, 02:37 PM
Not too sure if this has been done before, but....

Whilst browsing one of the other forums I am on (Mig-welding) someone provided this link.

It's how not to get and IVA:D

http://www.barryboys.co.uk/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?p=872817

Sean

Chris Gibbs
21st September 2009, 02:59 PM
Hmm, nice :D

Cheers

Chris :)

AshG
21st September 2009, 03:20 PM
that has been posted on locost builders before its quite an old thread now. the story was that the owner was rushing to get it ready for sva inorder to get the 6month retest period. i personally think he needed more than 6 months

londonsean69
21st September 2009, 03:28 PM
that has been posted on locost builders before its quite an old thread now. the story was that the owner was rushing to get it ready for sva inorder to get the 6month retest period. i personally think he needed more than 6 months

I knew I had seen it before, as for needing more than 6 months, I think you're right:D

Sean

flyerncle
21st September 2009, 07:51 PM
He should have got six months for presenting that !

Bonzo
21st September 2009, 08:12 PM
He should have got six months for presenting that !

Do you not fancy putting 12 months ticket on that then Paul :D :D

Someones pride & joy that is :eek: :eek:

flyerncle
21st September 2009, 08:17 PM
I would love to test that one !
Truth be told and no one reads this anyway,I was stopped from testing by my old Boss as I am a tw*t or so I have been told .I ran an MOT scheme report on myself and every fail value came "Abnormal" need I say more?

Bonzo
21st September 2009, 08:39 PM
A man after my own heart ;)

Personaly I like to know that my daily driver is likely to remain safe for the next 12 monts.

I have had to clear up the aftermath of some fully ticketed motors :rolleyes:

One of my fovourites is peeling off newly welded plates with a screw driver :eek:

Pet hate !!?? brake pipes that show even the slightest signs of corrosion.

Lost count of the times that I have changed a pipe as a precaution ( Knowing it would pass with an advisory note issued ) & just to find that the slightest bend causes the pipe to fracture :eek:

frankie boy
21st September 2009, 09:19 PM
Had my test at Edmonton:D

Janne E
22nd September 2009, 11:47 AM
I´m really glad that I ordered my bodywork from fabbyglass :) :)

Janne E / Sweden

andyuk697
22nd September 2009, 07:34 PM
its a new top secret vectra design and vauxhall want to keep it under wraps so they put fake panels on to stop papparazi getting photos before the official launch ive seen it on topgear :rolleyes:
lmao

Andy

flyerncle
23rd September 2009, 05:57 PM
They used to do it with new Nissan models Andy.

Ronnie I know what you mean,the only ticket I would have issued that plastic pig would have been a PG9.
Unfortunate thing with testing is the human element,insted of reading the manual people interpret it in their own way,I have been "at it" more years than I care to remember and have never had any problems with VOSA/Ministry.
Brake pipes are the bain of any tester and I have seen them failed for light rust,I may be wrong and have been many times,rust is the start/cause of corrosion and on the many occasions I have attended courses/refresher training they have always said if it is pitted fail it if you are not sure advise.
If you are wrong God help you when there is a problem.
I hate testing cars!!!!!

les g
23rd September 2009, 07:54 PM
They used to do it with new Nissan models Andy.

Ronnie I know what you mean,the only ticket I would have issued that plastic pig would have been a PG9.
Unfortunate thing with testing is the human element,insted of reading the manual people interpret it in their own way,I have been "at it" more years than I care to remember and have never had any problems with VOSA/Ministry.
Brake pipes are the bain of any tester and I have seen them failed for light rust,I may be wrong and have been many times,rust is the start/cause of corrosion and on the many occasions I have attended courses/refresher training they have always said if it is pitted fail it if you are not sure advise.
If you are wrong God help you when there is a problem.
I hate testing cars!!!!!

if you think being a tester can be pain at times .......
think what a big pain it can be if you are a vosa man .......
ask me how i know...........
yep many moons ago i was VI for the vosa (vehicle inspectorate back then )
what a shit job how did i ever get talked into that one
some love it me i thought it was complicit and crap
the checkers check the checkers but who checks them it was awful
cheers les g
oh and if you made a slip up ......name in the book points etc and retrain/refresh
i know you know

fabbyglass
23rd September 2009, 09:05 PM
That is one very nice car but then I was diagnosed as being blind and a complete and utter liar today..:D :D

flyerncle
24th September 2009, 06:12 PM
Boo Hiss Les the ex VI man !!!!
I understand Les but all the one's I have known/dealt with have been great and as I said before had no problems in the million years I have tested.
I have met one or two who see it as a crusade rather than employment and that tends to be "them and us " but hey ho life goes on and at least you have seen the light and left it.

Cheers.

Chris Gibbs
24th September 2009, 08:38 PM
Most of the testers I've met tend to be decent sorts.

The main problem is the lack of clarity in the regulations and the inability of those in charge to make clear decisions when abiguity arises. People like to know where they stand and it's a bit of a moving target.

Cheers

Chris :)

flyerncle
24th September 2009, 08:44 PM
Nothing from Vosa/VI is ever definative as no one will lay their head on the block and say "Yes" and the bosses are loathe to back up the men on the ground for the same reason and that is from the horses mouth.

Cheers All

Bonzo
24th September 2009, 10:12 PM
Hey Les

I had a GV9 prohibition slapped on my clapped out ( I mean, pristine ) Bedford CF van. :eek: :o

This was about 30 years ago

Was it you per chance :D :D