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shadowcaster
20th October 2009, 09:13 PM
This is serious. Please BEWARE!

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever 'Eastern European' scam while out shopping.

Simply dropping into Sainsbury's for a bit of shopping has turned out to be quite traumatic.

Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking voluptuous 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the boot.

They both start cleaning your windscreen, their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they'll say 'No' and instead ask you for a lift to another supermarket store, in my case, Morrisons at Stamford.

You agree and they both get in the backseat. On the way, they start undressing, and both get completely naked.

Then, when you pull over to remonstrate, one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over your lap, kissing you, touching you intimately, and thrusting herself against you, while the other one steals your wallet!

I had my wallet stolen august 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th, and 29th. Also September 1st, 4th,6th,10th twice yesterday and very likely again this coming weekend.


P.S. Aldi have wallets on sale for £1.99 each but Lidl are £1.75 and look better

dogwood
20th October 2009, 09:20 PM
Now THAT was funny......:D :D
Nice one Shad...

David

HandyAndy
20th October 2009, 09:26 PM
:D nice one Rich,
my mrs is asking why i,m laughing out aloud,,,, not sure if i should tell her :eek: :D

andy/shorty

gingea1pom
20th October 2009, 09:49 PM
Fantastic, some light relief during a tedious course, :D

cheers Ginge

Bonzo
21st October 2009, 09:59 AM
That one had me in stitches Rich :D :D

Now, where's the nearest Sainsburys :o :o