I don't mind taking the blame :)

After playing engines over the last few weeks I am a bit frazzled but in fine fettle for a change.

Stuck one of those little Blue pills under my pillow last night .... Gave me a really hard nights sleep. :o

If all you roadster builders kept off the viagra you wouldn`t be so hard up:o

Bob:)

An elderly woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her Husband's sex drive. 'What about trying Viagra?' asks the doctor.

'Not a chance' says Mrs. Murphy. "He won't even take an aspirin for a headache."

'No problem,' replies the doctor. 'Drop it into his coffee, he won't even taste it. Try it and come back in a week to let me know how you got on.'

A week later Mrs. Murphy returns to the doctor and he inquires as to how things went. 'Oh it was terrible, just terrible doctor.'

'What happened?' asks the doctor.

'Well I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee. The effect was immediate. He jumped straight up, swept the cutlery off the table, at the same time ripping my clothes off and then proceeded to make passionate love to me on the tabletop. It was terrible.'

'What was terrible?' said the doctor, 'was the sex not good?'

"Oh no doctor, the sex was the best I've had in 25 years, but I'll never be able to show my face in McDonald's again.

Sorry - couldn't resist

I went to the Doctors last week about my poor sex life, he prescribed me Paracetamol to put them in the wifes tea before bed - it's been fine since :-)

That made me laugh Andy :D :D

I have spent so much cash on all of these special offers, i am now very hard up Bob :eek: :)

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That reminds me of this one spud



On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Susan went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her.

When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, he had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."

Horrified, Susan told her grandmother that two people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realising our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding, and out on the Dong."

She paused, wiped away a tear and then continued, "and if that damned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today!"


Bob

I take half a tab every day,stop's me peeing on me shoes :)

I have too stand on my tiptoes to stop it dipping in the water :eek

These are awfull :o

You guys must be finding it really hard to keep it up :p

You missed the point Vmax.