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shh120m 18th November 2012 01:37 PM

What?
 
WTF

Been away working and being ill, just logged in and it looks like skynet has taken over. Id always expected terminators, not viagra:eek:

The V8 Files 18th November 2012 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by shh120m (Post 81185)
WTF

Been away working and being ill, just logged in and it looks like skynet has taken over. Id always expected terminators, not viagra:eek:

lol, yeah we got invaded :( Good to see you on the forum :)

the terminator's one of my all time fave films!

vmax1974 18th November 2012 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by shh120m (Post 81185)
WTF

Been away working and being ill, just logged in and it looks like skynet has taken over. Id always expected terminators, not viagra:eek:

Its a sea of blue pills lol the boys are on it but our numbers have increased by 500 lol

rpjg1975 18th November 2012 02:46 PM

Certainly given the forum a 'lift' ;)

Russ

shh120m 18th November 2012 02:48 PM

so come on whos bought some then?............:D

vmax1974 18th November 2012 02:51 PM

Tried some once but I was still knackered after 2 hours :d

The V8 Files 18th November 2012 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by vmax1974 (Post 81196)
Tried some once but I was still knackered after 2 hours :d

lol that gives a whole new meaning to Vmax :D

rpjg1975 18th November 2012 04:49 PM

Maybe running on regular 95 rather than vmax :D

Bonzo 18th November 2012 05:51 PM

Omg
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by vmax1974 (Post 81196)
Tried some once but I was still knackered after 2 hours :d


Tried it twice

First time i got one stuck in my eye :eek:
Mind you it made me look well hard

Second time i got it stuck in my throat ..... Had a stiff neck all morning :)


sorry folks, i'll get my coat :o :o

spud69 19th November 2012 04:41 PM

Hello Ronnie, good to see you about.............:)

Shouldn't have told my supplier which forum i use

baz-r 20th November 2012 02:35 AM

stopped me rolling out of bed at night :D

robo 20th November 2012 08:59 AM

Gave me a stiff upper lip:o :)

Bob

The V8 Files 20th November 2012 09:09 AM

oh here we go again :) the seed has been sown for another influx of bad jokes:D

robo 20th November 2012 09:24 AM

That is now 800 active members more than we had in october,is this all down to spam:confused:

Edit; dont blame me for the bad joke fest its Ronnies fault:)

Bob

Bonzo 20th November 2012 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by robo (Post 81394)
Gave me a stiff upper lip:o :)

Bob


Got one stuck in my ear today, now i am hard of hearing. :) :o

The V8 Files 20th November 2012 10:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Bonzo (Post 81448)
Got one stuck in my ear today, now i am hard of hearing. :) :o

maybe you should give it a poke with a cotton bud in and fish it out :)

vmax1974 20th November 2012 11:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Dad_of_Seven (Post 81450)
maybe you should give it a poke with a cotton bud in and fish it out :)

Dont push hard may hit the cocklear

robo 21st November 2012 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by vmax1974 (Post 81459)
Dont push hard may hit the cocklear

Best leave it in there or you will end up with a lazy LOBe

Bob:o

Milagros.Blossburg 21st November 2012 09:56 AM

Right now it sounds like Expression Engine is the preferred phorumging platform available right now. (from what I've read) Is that what you are using on your phorum? wish you luck

flyerncle 21st November 2012 04:34 PM

Its always Ronnie's fault :p

How ya dooin....

Bonzo 21st November 2012 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by flyerncle (Post 81521)
Its always Ronnie's fault :p

How ya dooin....

I don't mind taking the blame :)

After playing engines over the last few weeks I am a bit frazzled but in fine fettle for a change.

Stuck one of those little Blue pills under my pillow last night .... Gave me a really hard nights sleep. :o

robo 21st November 2012 06:39 PM

If all you roadster builders kept off the viagra you wouldn`t be so hard up:o

Bob:)

spud69 21st November 2012 06:59 PM

An elderly woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her Husband's sex drive. 'What about trying Viagra?' asks the doctor.

'Not a chance' says Mrs. Murphy. "He won't even take an aspirin for a headache."

'No problem,' replies the doctor. 'Drop it into his coffee, he won't even taste it. Try it and come back in a week to let me know how you got on.'

A week later Mrs. Murphy returns to the doctor and he inquires as to how things went. 'Oh it was terrible, just terrible doctor.'

'What happened?' asks the doctor.

'Well I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee. The effect was immediate. He jumped straight up, swept the cutlery off the table, at the same time ripping my clothes off and then proceeded to make passionate love to me on the tabletop. It was terrible.'

'What was terrible?' said the doctor, 'was the sex not good?'

"Oh no doctor, the sex was the best I've had in 25 years, but I'll never be able to show my face in McDonald's again.

Sorry - couldn't resist

I went to the Doctors last week about my poor sex life, he prescribed me Paracetamol to put them in the wifes tea before bed - it's been fine since :-)

Bonzo 21st November 2012 07:51 PM

That made me laugh Andy :D :D

I have spent so much cash on all of these special offers, i am now very hard up Bob :eek: :)

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robo 21st November 2012 08:45 PM

That reminds me of this one spud



On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Susan went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her.

When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, he had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."

Horrified, Susan told her grandmother that two people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realising our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding, and out on the Dong."

She paused, wiped away a tear and then continued, "and if that damned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today!"


Bob

flyerncle 21st November 2012 10:22 PM

I take half a tab every day,stop's me peeing on me shoes :)

vmax1974 21st November 2012 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by flyerncle (Post 81559)
I take half a tab every day,stop's me peeing on me shoes :)

I have too stand on my tiptoes to stop it dipping in the water :eek

The V8 Files 21st November 2012 10:47 PM

These are awfull :o

You guys must be finding it really hard to keep it up :p

flyerncle 22nd November 2012 12:08 AM

You missed the point Vmax.


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