That must be some kind of a record
OOOhhhhh............ that reminds me.
I used to have a Saturday job in a record shop.
A woman came in one day and asked " Have you Jingle bells on a 6 inch "
I said " No, but i have dangling balls on a 9 inch )
She said " Is that a record " !!??
I said " No, but not bad for a bloke my size "
I'll get my coat