I used to work for a Swedish company, they were called Satt Control. I was working on a project once with a guy from our Swedish office. Anyway, we were expecting a visit from the managing director of our partner company - BT Rolatruc. I thought I would impress him so I asked this guy how to greet somebody in Swedish. I practiced until I had it perfect - the big day arrived, I shook the guys hand and said in perfect Swedish "Jevlar huite" ( not sure of the spelling). I was never asked to meet anybody important ever again
Sorry to the non swedish speakers.