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Old 8th September 2013, 05:28 PM
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The wife popped down to the shop earlier to get some lunch.
On her way back she managed to pull into the drive, come to a stop, then for no apparent reason accellerate hard into the garage door!
She's managed to smash her front bumper and wing, buckle and bend my garage door knocking it off the hinges on one side, and broke the fog light on my Haynes which was in the garage.
Spent most of the afternoon just getting the door to a point where I could close it. It now won't open any more... so I won't be driving the Haynes for a little while then.
Feeling just a little grumpy
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Old 8th September 2013, 05:59 PM
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A few WTF's then .........sounds a bit like revenge to me
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Old 8th September 2013, 09:16 PM
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You might be right there Kev; I've suspected for a while she might be a bit resentful of how much time I spend in the garage.
At least she took it out on the garage and not me
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Old 8th September 2013, 11:31 PM
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Was she going for a high score? 3 points! 1 for the haynes, 1 for the door, and 1 for the family car.

I hate garage doors when they break, so difficult to sort out.
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Old 9th September 2013, 10:07 AM
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What was she thinking its not like she is going to make an insurance claim for the damage after you pay the excess and then the renewal price hike would be better to just replace the garage door and fix both cars yourself

Personally I would get a wing and a bumper from a breakers making sure its different colours and make her drive around for all to see that women cant drive
Then tell her your now going to have to spend even more time in the garage
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Old 9th September 2013, 01:03 PM
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I certainly won't be getting any insurers involved!
Things aren't looking quite so bad now I've calmed down a bit and assessed things properly.

The Haynes is an easy fix, just needs a new fog light lense (She's lucky that was the only damage she did to it!).

I'm pretty sure her car has only suffered cosmetic damage. The bumper has some nasty deep scratches where it caught the garage wall but is still in one piece.
The wing has more scratches and a big crack in it, but is still useable.
The car's a good 8 or 9 years old now and not really worth throwing money at so she'll just have to drive it as it is.
The plan was always to run it into the ground so I'm not too worried about resale value.

The garage door's looking a little battered, but should be ok once I've finished knocking it back into shape. I guess it's a good opportunity to practice some panel beating
The frame needs securing to the wall again, and it looks like the spring/runner mechanism might be knackered on one side, which is going to be a total ballache to replace, but not the end of the world.

She's still not sure what happened, but it sounds like she stamped on the accelerator instead of the brake during a momentary lapse of concentration...
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Old 9th September 2013, 01:19 PM
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I certainly won't be getting any insurers involved!
Things aren't looking quite so bad now I've calmed down a bit and assessed things properly.

The Haynes is an easy fix, just needs a new fog light lense (She's lucky that was the only damage she did to it!).

I'm pretty sure her car has only suffered cosmetic damage. The bumper has some nasty deep scratches where it caught the garage wall but is still in one piece.
The wing has more scratches and a big crack in it, but is still useable.
The car's a good 8 or 9 years old now and not really worth throwing money at so she'll just have to drive it as it is.
The plan was always to run it into the ground so I'm not too worried about resale value.

The garage door's looking a little battered, but should be ok once I've finished knocking it back into shape. I guess it's a good opportunity to practice some panel beating
The frame needs securing to the wall again, and it looks like the spring/runner mechanism might be knackered on one side, which is going to be a total ballache to replace, but not the end of the world.

She's still not sure what happened, but it sounds like she stamped on the accelerator instead of the brake during a momentary lapse of concentration...

Sound like a good opportunity to install a nice electric door!! Then you can drive in and out without having to get in and out of your car!!
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Old 9th September 2013, 01:37 PM
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Sound like a good opportunity to install a nice electric door!! Then you can drive in and out without having to get in and out of your car!!
If only it were that simple!
I currently have to move the wife's car off the drive and find somewhere else to park it, get my car out of the garage and find somewhere to park that, then put here car back on the drive before getting back into mine again.

Maybe I could install a 4 post lift on my drive too and hook it up to the electric door control. Then all I need to do is press a button to open the door and raise her car into the air so I can drive out underneath it
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Old 9th September 2013, 03:14 PM
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Grounds for divorce !

Mine came back from her many shopping trips crying that someone had hit the car when she was out and done off but she had not seen them,went outside to see damage and she was really peeved when I said "must have been a quick wall to get away from you "as I rubbed off the brick dust,dozy mare !
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Old 9th September 2013, 03:42 PM
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Those dodgy walls have been known to jump out on people you know

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