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Bonzo
24th May 2009, 09:31 PM
Proposed Women Education Courses


Women think they already know everything, but wait…training courses are now available for women on the following subjects:



1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before

2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits

3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits

4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After Game

5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too

6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His

7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First.

8. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking

9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging

10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire

11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up

12. Introduction to Parking

13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space

14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat

15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter

16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption

17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People

18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully

19. PMS: Your Problem . . . Not His

20. Dancing: Why Men Don’t Like To

21. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have

22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice

23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together

24. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both

25. TV Remotes: For Men Only

shadowcaster
25th May 2009, 06:41 AM
You like living life on the edge mate. :D :D :D

flyerncle
25th May 2009, 11:23 AM
Sleep with one eye open Ronnie !

Tilly819
26th May 2009, 09:41 AM
I think you might need to take a trip to the shops tyo get some flowers and chocks mate..... i learnt a great phrase the other day its along these lines...

Im sorry, Im sorry, Im sorry, Its all my fault, Im sorry

Worked quite well, recomend you give it a try....But only iff you other half finds out of course, dont waist it on just a small fall out. ;)

Bonzo
26th May 2009, 11:38 AM
I think I got away with that one ;) Er indoors was not about when I posted it. :eek:

The last time I gave my wife flowers

She was sitting in the lounge with a friend.

Saw me walking up the drive with large bunch of flowers.

The wife said to her friend " Oh look, the idiot has bough me flowers "

Friend said " I think that is very nice of him "

The wife said " That means I will have to spend the weekend, on my back with my legs in the air "

The friend said " Why, dont you have a vase " :confused: :confused:

Spikehaus
26th May 2009, 09:51 PM
Ronnie,

When we met at the show, I looked up to you as someone with time an experience behind you, and I even took note of all the things you explained to me. Kinda like father figure, but now I see your posts liker this! What kind of example is that for minors?:p LOL

Bonzo
26th May 2009, 10:33 PM
Ronnie,

When we met at the show, I looked up to you as someone with time an experience behind you, and I even took note of all the things you explained to me. Kinda like father figure, but now I see your posts liker this! What kind of example is that for minors?:p LOL

It is funny you should say that.

That's exactly what my two lads say !!?? :D :D

I blame my father :p

HandyAndy
26th May 2009, 10:39 PM
Ronnie,
your above posts made me smile after a very tough day, cheers ;) :D
andy