What a shift

[Bonzo]

A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening

He was at home with his wife and said “You just won’t believe what happened this evening , in all my years on the force I’ve never seen anything like it.”

The wife said “Oh yes dear, what happened ?”

He said “I came across two guys down by the canal, one of them was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks.”

The wife said " What did you do with them ?”

He said “ I charged one and let the other off. ”

[flyerncle]

Go to bed !

[HandyAndy]

just told my mrs that one & she gave a joke back

" why did Tigger put his head down the toilet?"




he was looking for POO
:o :o

i,ll get my coat

andy

[Bonzo]

Go to bed !

I told you I was bored :o

That is some sound advice though ;)

Andy, i'll tell my grand children that one tomorrow :D

Good night folks :)

[shadowcaster]

Now that I like, good one :D :D :D :D

[bobbyh]

the jokes on hear get worse but please dont stop they make work more fun

[Tatey]

What kind of bees make milk?











BOO BEES!

[Bonzo]

I spent ages thinking about the answer to that :confused:

Didn't notice the answer at the bottom :D :D

One of my more senior moments !!??:o

[shadowcaster]

I spent ages thinking about the answer to that :confused:

Didn't notice the answer at the bottom :D

One of my more senior moments !!??:o

Ronnie you sure your Missus is giving you the right medication:eek:

[Bonzo]

Ronnie you sure your Missus is giving you the right medication:eek:

I have no idea Rich.

They keep changing shape & colour :confused:

She could be giving me anything :eek: :D

[bobbyh]

jelly beans??