And Another

[shadowcaster]

Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. After a few years, They're in debt. In order to keep the ranch, they need to buy a bull to breed.

The brunette takes their last $600 to go and buy a bull. She tells her sister, "When I get there, if I buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out and haul it home".

The brunette arrives. The man says he can sell it for $599, no less. After paying him, she wants to send her sister a telegram. The telegraph operator explains, "It's just 99 cents a word".

Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette only has $1 left. She realises she can only send her sister one word. After thinking, she nods, and says, "I want to send her the word 'comfortable'".

The man shook his head. "How is she ever going to know you want her to hitch the trailer to your pick-up truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her the word 'comfortable'?"

The brunette explained, "My sister's blonde. She'll read it slowly."

[Tilly819]

Were do you get these from..... lol :)

[HandyAndy]

:D
i,ll tell my mrs that one........she,s blonde:eek: :D

andy

[Bonzo]

Class rich :D :D

A blonde and a brunette were walking through the park one day .

The brunette said " Aww look a that idy bidy dead bird "

The blonde looks in the sky and says " Where ? " :confused: :confused:

[HandyAndy]

:D
got to tell you this, my wife has got a new mobile phone today & has just been trying to take a photo of the dogs, sounds simple eh?????

she took the photo....... ended up with a photo of herself !!!!!

she then gets frustrated & asks how do i take a photo? as she was trying to find a view window to look thru!!!!!!! it has a full phone sized screen that you use to view what you are looking at !!! :D :D

i did tell you in an earlier post THAT SHE IS BLONDE. i,ll forgive her for being so DOH:confused:

andy
ps, yes she knows i,m posting this.