Paddy

[shadowcaster]

Paddy phones an ambulance because his mate's been hit by a car.

Paddy - 'Get an ambulance here quick, Mick's bleedin' from his
nose and his ears and oi tink both his legs are bust'

Operator - 'What is your location sir?'

Paddy - 'Outside number 28, Eucalyptus Street '

Operator - 'How do you spell that sir?'

Silence.

After a minute:-
Operator - 'Are you there sir?'

Silence.

A minute later:-
Operator - 'Sir, can you hear me!!?'

This goes on for another few minutes until:-
Operator - 'Sir, please answer me.. Can you still hear me!!?'

Paddy - 'Yes, sorry bout dat. I just dragged him round the corner

to number 3, Oak Street '. That's O.....A......K