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Bonzo
29th May 2009, 09:21 PM
A man doing some landscaping in his garden unearths an old bottle.

As he was rubbing the bottle clean, out popped a genie.

The genie says " You are granted one wish but beware, whatever you wish for, your mother in law will get double "

The man thought for a moment then said " I want one million poud & to be beaten half to death " :eek:

SeriesLandy
29th May 2009, 10:16 PM
So the mother in law got 2 million and was beaten a quarter to death no!

1 x 2 = 2 = 1 so death!
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