shadowcaster
7th June 2009, 08:44 AM
I bought a deodorant stick today. I'd never used one before, so I read the instructions. They said: 'Remove top and slowly push up bottom' I'm in Casualty at the moment, but my farts smell lovely!!! #-o
A man was sunbathing naked at the beach. For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his private part. A woman walks past and says, snickering, "If you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat." He raised an eyebrow and replied, "If you weren't so ugly it would lift itself." [-X
After a visit to a massage parlour, a man discovers a painful lump on his *****, so he goes to see his doctor. 'I'm afraid this is serious,' the doctor says after examining him.. 'You know how rugby players get cauliflower ear?' 'Yes,' the man replies shakily. 'Well,' the doctor continues, 'you've got a brothel sprout.' =D>
A little girl's prayer. Dear God, this year, please send clothes for all those poor ladies in Daddy's computer.
A man was sunbathing naked at the beach. For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his private part. A woman walks past and says, snickering, "If you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat." He raised an eyebrow and replied, "If you weren't so ugly it would lift itself." [-X
After a visit to a massage parlour, a man discovers a painful lump on his *****, so he goes to see his doctor. 'I'm afraid this is serious,' the doctor says after examining him.. 'You know how rugby players get cauliflower ear?' 'Yes,' the man replies shakily. 'Well,' the doctor continues, 'you've got a brothel sprout.' =D>
A little girl's prayer. Dear God, this year, please send clothes for all those poor ladies in Daddy's computer.