Anything you like

[Bonzo]

I went out with a girl once.

She said " Tie me up, then you can do anything you like "

So I tied her up, gave her sister one, then went fishing for the rest of the day !! :eek: :D

[turboporscheandy]

but good all the same lol!:p

[flyerncle]

Just been on the news !
A man is being sought after attacking and raping several women after throwing Rice Crispys and Cornflakes on them.


Police spokesman said they are looking for a cereal sex offender.

[Bonzo]

Police spokesman said they are looking for a cereal sex offender.

:D :D


A man threw a bottle of Domestos at the Bishop :eek:

He is up in court Monday.

Faces a charge of bleach of the priest !!?? :o

[flyerncle]

Dont know who's is the worst.....