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shadowcaster
12th August 2009, 09:20 AM
Artery......................... The study of paintings.
Bacteria...................... Back door to cafeteria.
Barium........................ What doctors do when patients die.
Benign........................ What you be, after you be eight.
Caesarean Section........ A neighbourhood in Rome .
Catscan........................ Searching for Kitty.
Cauterize...................... Made eye contact with her.
Colic.......................... A sheep dog.
Coma............................ A punctuation mark.
Dilate........................ To live long.
Enema......................... Not a friend.
Fester......................... Quicker than someone else.
Fibula.......................... A small lie.
Impotent..................... Distinguished, well known.
Labour Pain...................Getting hurt at work.
Medical Staff.................. A Doctor's cane.
Morbid........................ A higher offer..
Nitrates....................... Cheaper than day rates.
Node.......................... I knew it.
Outpatient..................... A person who has fainted.
Pelvis......................... Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative................ A letter carrier.
Recovery Room...............Place to do upholstery.
Rectum......................... Nearly killed him.
Secretion...................... Hiding something.
Seizure....................... Roman emperor.
Tablet........................ A small table..
Terminal Illness.............Getting sick at the airport.
Tumour........................One plus one more.
Urine.......................... Opposite of you're out.