jasongray5
8th October 2009, 07:02 PM
A man walks into a jazz bar with an octopus on his sholder. "This octopus is a musican genius" he says
"i'll give £500 to anyone who can find an instrument this octopus cant play" Anumber of people come up and giv the octopus... thier instruments : a saxaphone,harmonice,gutiar etc but the octopus manages to play all of them
eventually a scotsman pusnes his way through the crowd and hands the octopus a set of bagpipes.The octopus starts pulling the pipes but making any sound "Ah!" cries the scotsman., "A knew it he canna play tha pipes"
at this the octopus pipes up "Play it , who wants to play it as soon as i get its pyjamas off, i'm going to shag it!.
Well, it tickled me!
"i'll give £500 to anyone who can find an instrument this octopus cant play" Anumber of people come up and giv the octopus... thier instruments : a saxaphone,harmonice,gutiar etc but the octopus manages to play all of them
eventually a scotsman pusnes his way through the crowd and hands the octopus a set of bagpipes.The octopus starts pulling the pipes but making any sound "Ah!" cries the scotsman., "A knew it he canna play tha pipes"
at this the octopus pipes up "Play it , who wants to play it as soon as i get its pyjamas off, i'm going to shag it!.
Well, it tickled me!