shadowcaster
5th November 2009, 06:23 AM
Wife: 'What are you doing?'
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'
Husband : 'I was looking for the expiry date.'
A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humour!'
> Written by kids..
>
> HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY?
>
> You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like
> sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the
> chips and dip coming. Alan, age 10
>
> No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry.
> God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're
> stuck with. Kristen, age 10
>
> WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
>
> Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
> Camille, age 10
>
> HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
>
> You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the
> same kids. Derrick, age 8
>
> WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
>
> Both don't want any more kids. Lori, age 8
>
> WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
>
> Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each
> other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
>
> Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)
>
> On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets
> them interested enough to go for a second date. Martin, age 10
>
> WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
>
> I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers
> and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
>
> Craig, age 9
>
> WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
>
> When they're rich. Pam, age 7
>
> The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
>
> Curt, age 7
>
> The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them
> and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
>
> Howard, age 8
>
> IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
>
> It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to
> clean up after them. Anita, age 9 (bless you child)
>
> HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
>
> There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
>
> Kelvin, age 8
>
> And the #1 Favourite is........
>
> HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
>
> Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
>
> Ricky, age 10
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'
Husband : 'I was looking for the expiry date.'
A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humour!'
> Written by kids..
>
> HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY?
>
> You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like
> sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the
> chips and dip coming. Alan, age 10
>
> No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry.
> God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're
> stuck with. Kristen, age 10
>
> WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
>
> Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
> Camille, age 10
>
> HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
>
> You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the
> same kids. Derrick, age 8
>
> WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
>
> Both don't want any more kids. Lori, age 8
>
> WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
>
> Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each
> other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
>
> Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)
>
> On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets
> them interested enough to go for a second date. Martin, age 10
>
> WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
>
> I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers
> and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
>
> Craig, age 9
>
> WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
>
> When they're rich. Pam, age 7
>
> The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
>
> Curt, age 7
>
> The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them
> and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
>
> Howard, age 8
>
> IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
>
> It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to
> clean up after them. Anita, age 9 (bless you child)
>
> HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
>
> There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
>
> Kelvin, age 8
>
> And the #1 Favourite is........
>
> HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
>
> Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
>
> Ricky, age 10