shadowcaster
7th November 2009, 05:12 PM
The body builder takes off his shirt and the blonde says,
'What a Great chest you have!'
He tells her, 'That's 100 lbs. Of dynamite, Baby.'
He takes off his pants and the blonde says,'What massive calves you have!'
The body builder tells her, 'That's 100 lbs. Of dynamite, Baby.'
He then removes his underwear and the blonde goes running out of the apartment screaming in fear.
The body builder puts his clothes back on and chases after her. He catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the apartment like that.
The blonde replies, 'I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I saw how short the fuse was!'
A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a
book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little
boy asked why he wore his collar backwards.
The man, who was a priest, said, "I am a Father."
The little boy replied, "My Daddy doesn't wear his collar
like that."
The priest looked up from his book and answered, ''I am the
Father of many."
The boy said, ''My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two
grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way!"
The priest, getting impatient, said. "I am the Father of
hundreds", and went back to reading his book.
The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned
over and said, "Maybe you should wear a condom and put your
pants on backwards instead of your collar."
'What a Great chest you have!'
He tells her, 'That's 100 lbs. Of dynamite, Baby.'
He takes off his pants and the blonde says,'What massive calves you have!'
The body builder tells her, 'That's 100 lbs. Of dynamite, Baby.'
He then removes his underwear and the blonde goes running out of the apartment screaming in fear.
The body builder puts his clothes back on and chases after her. He catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the apartment like that.
The blonde replies, 'I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I saw how short the fuse was!'
A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a
book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little
boy asked why he wore his collar backwards.
The man, who was a priest, said, "I am a Father."
The little boy replied, "My Daddy doesn't wear his collar
like that."
The priest looked up from his book and answered, ''I am the
Father of many."
The boy said, ''My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two
grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way!"
The priest, getting impatient, said. "I am the Father of
hundreds", and went back to reading his book.
The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned
over and said, "Maybe you should wear a condom and put your
pants on backwards instead of your collar."