shadowcaster
22nd November 2009, 07:07 AM
Father O'Malley rose from his bed one morning. It was a fine spring day in
His new Texas mission parish.
He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful
Day outside.
He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front
Lawn.
He promptly called the local police station......
The conversation went like this:
''Good morning. This is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?''
''And the best of the day te yerself.
Dis is Father O'Malley at St. Ann 's Catholic Church. Dere's a jackass lyin
Dead in me front lawn."
Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk,
''Well now Father, it was always my impression that you people took care of
The last rites!''
There was dead silence on the line for a long moment........................
Father O'Malley then replied:
''Aye, 'tis certainly true; but we are also obliged to notify the next of
Kin.''
His new Texas mission parish.
He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful
Day outside.
He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front
Lawn.
He promptly called the local police station......
The conversation went like this:
''Good morning. This is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?''
''And the best of the day te yerself.
Dis is Father O'Malley at St. Ann 's Catholic Church. Dere's a jackass lyin
Dead in me front lawn."
Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk,
''Well now Father, it was always my impression that you people took care of
The last rites!''
There was dead silence on the line for a long moment........................
Father O'Malley then replied:
''Aye, 'tis certainly true; but we are also obliged to notify the next of
Kin.''