England football team

[Josh]

The England team visited an orphanage in Cape Town today. "It's heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope" said Jamal aged 6.


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[ACE HIGH]

Dont lose hope England,your brothers down under, (well we were until you got a heap of new friends ??? 30 year ago and made us enter the Aliens gate at the airport) , drew one all with Italy today (the world champions).
The Aussies are even supporting us now in a rare show of solidarity admitting that there team was lucky to reach nil against Germany (4 nil).
Some of there papers are even saying "Australasia" are still in with a chance.
If we play Argentina or Brazil we will probably send our All blacks to do a Haka and unnerve them as Latinos have "fragile temperaments'.
That wont work if we play Gemany though,we will probably issue a fraudulent safety recall on all the Audis,BMW and Mercs in NZ,that will unnerve them.
Anyhow GO THE ALL WHITES!!!
I hope we dont play England or I will be thrown of the forum when you lose!!!
STIR STIR STIR !!! David :D :p

[Davey]

Apparently OXO are bringing out a new cube with a white wrapper with a red cross on it, its going to be called a laughing stock cube:D .

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[fabbyglass]

And to think kids and grown idiots look up to those bunch of over paid muppets....I for one hope they get hammered on Wednesday.:p

[Davey]

They should be on payment by results, they'd all be signing on tomorrow!

D.