Achieving Inner Peace

[GraemeWebb]

Some doctor on tele this morning said that the way to achieve inner
peace is to finish all the things you have started.

So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't
finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle
...
of Merlot, a bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of
vocka, a pockage of Prunglies, Yu haf no idr who fkin gud I fel.

[tkpm]

:d :d :d :d :d

[twinturbo]

I started looking round to make the list, still looking round and scared to stop as I know it won't be a finished list, then I would have to add finishing the list to the list.

TT