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fabbyglass
27th November 2010, 03:55 PM
:D




Mujibar was trying to get a job in India .

The Personnel Manager said, 'Mujibar,
You have passed all the tests, except one.
Unless you pass it , you cannot qualify for this job.'

Mujibar said, 'I am ready.'

The manager said,
'Make a sentence using the words
Yellow, Pink, and Green .'

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said,
'Mister manager, I am ready.'

The manager said, 'Go ahead.'

Mujibar said,
'The telephone goes green, green,
And I pink it up and say,
Yellow, this is Mujibar.'

Mujibar now works at a call centre.

No doubt you have spoken to him.
I know I have.

tkpm
27th November 2010, 07:28 PM
:D :D .................lol

flyerncle
28th November 2010, 11:43 AM
Not strictly true Mark,Mujibar would give himself an english name and still apply the BS.

Risque and defo not pc.:eek:

aerosam
29th November 2010, 11:54 AM
Hmm, I did post another joke here, it was a mildly dirty one, it seems to have vanished. I'll have to assume it was removed by a moderator.

So dirty jokes are not allowed, but racism is A-ok. :confused: :rolleyes:

I'll bear that in mind in future.

fabbyglass
29th November 2010, 01:43 PM
Not strictly true Mark,Mujibar would give himself an english name and still apply the BS.

Risque and defo not pc.:eek:

I don't do pc sorry too old to change my ways now...:cool:
I don't think it's racist either I thought it was just funny. the pic with it was even better but couldn't get that on here but imagine a pedal powered computer with gupta in his dress and not far wrong.......laugh? oh yeah you are only here once anyway:cool:

Oh and i'm not a racist i can and will poke fun at anything and everyone including myself...:D

fabbyglass
29th November 2010, 01:46 PM
Made myself a t shirt with "I know 'Im a cock, what's your excuse".... and yes i wear:D

spud69
29th November 2010, 02:42 PM
I'm with you Fabby, i believe we all get too hung up on the racist accusations that get thrown at us. If we cant all have a laugh together then there is something seriously wrong. On the other hand if it is slander or abuse / hatred then that is a different matter.

Don't think the joke is racist in any way, it's the banks and other corporations that put people in cheap call centers that we just cant understand then they get upset with you when they are cold calling and you dont know what they are saying. I've just changed banks for my business account for this reason as well as the bank not giving a damn about businesses and doing nothing to assist.

Andrew......:)

aerosam
29th November 2010, 03:26 PM
Apologies, was intended as a dig at the moderator who removed my post, not wanting to tar anybody as a racist.

flyerncle
29th November 2010, 03:38 PM
Surely exploiting people is as bad if not worse than racism and the supposed civilised society's are doing just that by using the third world to profit from.

And I am with Fabby and Spud in that its not racist joke but a comment on the way of the world. ;)

HandyAndy
29th November 2010, 06:16 PM
Apologies, was intended as a dig at the moderator who removed my post, not wanting to tar anybody as a racist.

Sam, I,m sorry you feel the need to have a "dig" at the moderator that removed your post, I deleted the post as felt it was too sexually graphic in its content for a public forum that this is, don,t get me wrong I enjoy "naughty" jokes & yes I did laugh at the joke but felt that as this forum is viewed by "minors" that it was "MAYBE" inappropriate to those forum visitors.

Please accept my apologies if i offended you by removing your post, but it was only done in the interest of ALL forum visitors.

cheers
andy

fabbyglass
30th November 2010, 12:06 AM
Bet this gets taken off...:D








I used my special secret keyboard so only those that won't be offended by it can have a giggle..

Bean, go to bed before you get yerself banned:o