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Trif
1st December 2010, 11:41 PM
Classes for Women at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTRE

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED By Friday Dec 10th 2010

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM .

Class 1
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 wks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..

Class 2
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Drive Past Next Without Stopping?--Group Debate.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between a Handbag and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During theFootball
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 6
Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum .
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 7
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 8
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 9
Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windscreen .
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 10
How to Shop by Yourself.
Meets 4 wks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.


Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors..

dogwood
2nd December 2010, 08:44 AM
That is NOT funny......:mad:


Well according to my wife...:D :D :D

HandyAndy
2nd December 2010, 08:59 AM
are you sure you weren,t married to MY wife in the past ?

:D :D :D

Tho number 8 is wrong.....Thankfully she never learnt to drive...says it all really :D

cheers
andy

flyerncle
2nd December 2010, 03:22 PM
Many a true word posted in jest,and when did you take notice of her indoors David ;) .

Trif
2nd December 2010, 04:58 PM
are you sure you weren,t married to MY wife in the past ?



Tho number 8 is wrong.....Thankfully she never learnt to drive...says it all really :D

cheers
andy

No Andy we never discussed marriage it was just a fling::D :D :D

HandyAndy
2nd December 2010, 08:36 PM
No Andy we never discussed marriage it was just a fling::D :D

Brave man indeed, I tried a "fling" but she stuck with me :eek: :D

she must be the brave one then LOL.

cheers
andy