Women Drivers...

[skov]

The wife popped down to the shop earlier to get some lunch.
On her way back she managed to pull into the drive, come to a stop, then for no apparent reason accellerate hard into the garage door!
She's managed to smash her front bumper and wing, buckle and bend my garage door knocking it off the hinges on one side, and broke the fog light on my Haynes which was in the garage.
Spent most of the afternoon just getting the door to a point where I could close it. It now won't open any more... so I won't be driving the Haynes for a little while then.
Feeling just a little grumpy :mad:

[K4KEV]

A few WTF's then:rolleyes: .........sounds a bit like revenge to me

[skov]

You might be right there Kev; I've suspected for a while she might be a bit resentful of how much time I spend in the garage.
At least she took it out on the garage and not me :D

[CTWV50]

Was she going for a high score? 3 points! 1 for the haynes, 1 for the door, and 1 for the family car. :)

I hate garage doors when they break, so difficult to sort out.:mad:

[vmax1974]

What was she thinking its not like she is going to make an insurance claim for the damage after you pay the excess and then the renewal price hike would be better to just replace the garage door and fix both cars yourself

Personally I would get a wing and a bumper from a breakers making sure its different colours and make her drive around for all to see that women cant drive
Then tell her your now going to have to spend even more time in the garage

[skov]

I certainly won't be getting any insurers involved!
Things aren't looking quite so bad now I've calmed down a bit and assessed things properly.

The Haynes is an easy fix, just needs a new fog light lense (She's lucky that was the only damage she did to it!).

I'm pretty sure her car has only suffered cosmetic damage. The bumper has some nasty deep scratches where it caught the garage wall but is still in one piece.
The wing has more scratches and a big crack in it, but is still useable.
The car's a good 8 or 9 years old now and not really worth throwing money at so she'll just have to drive it as it is.
The plan was always to run it into the ground so I'm not too worried about resale value.

The garage door's looking a little battered, but should be ok once I've finished knocking it back into shape. I guess it's a good opportunity to practice some panel beating :)
The frame needs securing to the wall again, and it looks like the spring/runner mechanism might be knackered on one side, which is going to be a total ballache to replace, but not the end of the world.

She's still not sure what happened, but it sounds like she stamped on the accelerator instead of the brake during a momentary lapse of concentration... :rolleyes:

[Davidbolam]

I certainly won't be getting any insurers involved!
Things aren't looking quite so bad now I've calmed down a bit and assessed things properly.

The Haynes is an easy fix, just needs a new fog light lense (She's lucky that was the only damage she did to it!).

I'm pretty sure her car has only suffered cosmetic damage. The bumper has some nasty deep scratches where it caught the garage wall but is still in one piece.
The wing has more scratches and a big crack in it, but is still useable.
The car's a good 8 or 9 years old now and not really worth throwing money at so she'll just have to drive it as it is.
The plan was always to run it into the ground so I'm not too worried about resale value.

The garage door's looking a little battered, but should be ok once I've finished knocking it back into shape. I guess it's a good opportunity to practice some panel beating :)
The frame needs securing to the wall again, and it looks like the spring/runner mechanism might be knackered on one side, which is going to be a total ballache to replace, but not the end of the world.

She's still not sure what happened, but it sounds like she stamped on the accelerator instead of the brake during a momentary lapse of concentration... :rolleyes:


Sound like a good opportunity to install a nice electric door!! Then you can drive in and out without having to get in and out of your car!!

[skov]

Sound like a good opportunity to install a nice electric door!! Then you can drive in and out without having to get in and out of your car!!

If only it were that simple!
I currently have to move the wife's car off the drive and find somewhere else to park it, get my car out of the garage and find somewhere to park that, then put here car back on the drive before getting back into mine again.

Maybe I could install a 4 post lift on my drive too and hook it up to the electric door control. Then all I need to do is press a button to open the door and raise her car into the air so I can drive out underneath it :D

[flyerncle]

Grounds for divorce !

Mine came back from her many shopping trips crying that someone had hit the car when she was out and done off but she had not seen them,went outside to see damage and she was really peeved when I said "must have been a quick wall to get away from you "as I rubbed off the brick dust,dozy mare !

[TheArf]

Those dodgy walls have been known to jump out on people you know

Arfon

[TSM Locost]

Wicks have 20% of garage doors @ the mo :) :) :)

[CTWV50]

Grounds for divorce !

Mine came back from her many shopping trips crying that someone had hit the car when she was out and done off but she had not seen them,went outside to see damage and she was really peeved when I said "must have been a quick wall to get away from you "as I rubbed off the brick dust,dozy mare !

Hahahaha, mine came back from the drive through car wash soaking wet and absolutely furious as her car window wouldn't shut after she started getting taken into the car wash. Rather than reversing out of the tracks, she sat there screaming getting washed, slapped, rinsed and waxed! I pissed myself laughing when she got home. :D

[flyerncle]

Could have opened her mouth and sealed the window :p

[CTWV50]

Could have opened her mouth and sealed the window :p

You've met my wife then!:)

[flyerncle]

Fortunately not apparently maybe. :eek:

Good job she cant see this or you would be getting the slapping too.

[Short]

We went to the stables in our 3 week old brand new A6 a couple years back. (an automatic I may add). The wife reversed into the space, took the seatbelt off, opened the door and climbed out.....leaving the car in reverse without the handbrake on, with the engine running. I stood in astonishment as my pride and joy happily trundled backwards, breaking through a gate and driving itself across a field, backwards. if it wasn't for the grass bank at the other end of the field, I thing the car would of carried on until it ran out of diesel......... And all the wife was concerned about was the horses escaping!!!

[Short]

and last week, she went to Morrisons in her focus. half an hour into shopping, across the tanoy came "will the owner of a black ford focus registration XXXX XXX please come to the customer service desk urgently"

turns out she forgot to put the handbrake on. Locked the car, and left it to roll across the carpark, leaving it wedged between a bollard and the wall of the supermarket.

I seriously wonder if she actually has a driving liscence?!

[CTWV50]

and last week, she went to Morrisons in her focus. half an hour into shopping, across the tanoy came "will the owner of a black ford focus registration XXXX XXX please come to the customer service desk urgently"

turns out she forgot to put the handbrake on. Locked the car, and left it to roll across the carpark, leaving it wedged between a bollard and the wall of the supermarket.

I seriously wonder if she actually has a driving liscence?!

Bloody hell! I'll count myself lucky then! My missus has a horse, you'd think she was stabling it in the new Honda Civic by the state of the interior!

[skov]

I'm glad to hear I'm not the only one that suffers these kind of wife related mishaps :D

[Stot]

My wife causes no trouble from the passenger seat. Although I have gone deaf in my left ear since we have been together strangely. :confused:

Cheers
Stot

[flyerncle]

Used to work in the center of Newcastle,garage was on a bank and just as I was going out of the door to get another car in to work on a Citroen XM estate rolled past the door empty ,ie no driver,straight in to the main road.

No one was hurt,miracle.

[Talonmotorsport]

When I was a postie I used to deliver to a few stables that where on my round one of which had a small Cafe and a plant yard next to it. One of the yard girls had 'borrowed' a JCB from next door to clear a couple of ton of muck from the corner of the yard. Half way through a mid morning plate of full english I look up to see the JCB driver standing at the counter with a tea in his hand. I ask him how much instruction he had given the blonde 20 some thing girl in the digger, just as he's finished saying about 15 mins they are automatic blah blah theres all mighty crash as the back bucket of the digger comes through the windows and timber wall. The silly cow had jumped out to go for a pee put it in neutral and left the bucket up, the digger had rolled 40ft across the yard in to the Cafe wall.