Paddy

[shadowcaster]

An Irishman cleaning his rifle accidentally shoots his wife, so he dials 999...
Paddy : It's me wife I've accidentally shot her, I've killed her
Operator: Please calm down sir, can you please first make sure she is actually dead?
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.... click,, BANG !!!

Paddy: OK, done that, What next ??

[dogwood]

My wife did NOT find that funny....:mad:



Hee hee But I did.:D :D
David

[ozzy1]

Excellent.!

[Tatey]

Love it! :D