shadowcaster
27th December 2009, 03:20 PM
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived, & examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed...'Breast-fed,' she replied....'Well, strip down to your waist,’ the doctor ordered... She did.
He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, & rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination.
Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said,
'No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk.'
I know,' she said, 'I'm his Grandma, but
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I'm glad I came.'
He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, & rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination.
Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said,
'No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk.'
I know,' she said, 'I'm his Grandma, but
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I'm glad I came.'