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dogwood
11th January 2010, 07:49 PM
A guy phones his wife from hospital to tell her he has had a small accident, but he will be ok.

Horrified she says "Oh my goodness, what have you done?"

"Ive chopped of my finger" He says to her

"Not the hole finger" she replies

"No" he says "The one next to it"

mark
11th January 2010, 07:53 PM
:D :D :D :D just nearly fell off my chair!

HandyAndy
11th January 2010, 08:03 PM
:D :D :D
just told my wife......she doesn,t get it :eek:

andy

Tilly819
11th January 2010, 11:36 PM
lol fantastic


tilly

shadowcaster
12th January 2010, 06:43 AM
Now that I like :cool: :D :D

flyerncle
12th January 2010, 05:33 PM
Too subtle David ;)

Bonzo
23rd January 2010, 07:23 PM
Just read this one :D :D :D

Nice one mate :)

jerkins
23rd January 2010, 10:36 PM
That one deserves a spot on the Antiques Roadshow!