shadowcaster
14th January 2010, 04:37 PM
A man took his dad to the shops the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 84).
> We decided to grab a bite at a food court.
> I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
> The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours: green, red,
> orange, and blue.
> My dad kept staring at him.
> The teenager would look and find him staring every time.
> When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked:
> 'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?'
> Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke
> on his response; knowing he would have a good one.
> And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response:
> 'Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if
> you were my son.
> We decided to grab a bite at a food court.
> I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
> The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours: green, red,
> orange, and blue.
> My dad kept staring at him.
> The teenager would look and find him staring every time.
> When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked:
> 'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?'
> Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke
> on his response; knowing he would have a good one.
> And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response:
> 'Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if
> you were my son.