dogwood
18th March 2010, 05:48 PM
So about 2 weeks ago, the old dear across the ways came over and asked if I could cut a tree down for her.
I said OK lets have a look. Well this tree was only about 30ft from the house.
And about 400ft tall....OK I'm exaggerating.
(I've been told a million times not to exaggerate)
But bl***y tall all the same (An Aspen tree for those who know)
Anyway, I said it was beyond me, and think a pro was needed.
Well today a "Professional" turns up, in the ubiquitous little white van and a chainsaw.
Well he was up that tree like a monkey. Unfortunately all didn't go well for him.
He was swinging about trying to cut a branch just out of reach..
(You can see where this is going)
Well he fell......Only about 20 ft.....BUT....
The chainsaw followed him..:eek:
Hit him right in the face, luckily it wasn't running.
(Think it would have been a different outcome if it was.)
Still managed to cut him open like a Melon, from his ear to his chin.
You could see his teeth and jaw bone through the cut !!!!!!
Anyway the ambulance duly turned up and carted him away.
Just soooooo glad I didn't get talked into that job..
Health and safety.......Not here in France
I said OK lets have a look. Well this tree was only about 30ft from the house.
And about 400ft tall....OK I'm exaggerating.
(I've been told a million times not to exaggerate)
But bl***y tall all the same (An Aspen tree for those who know)
Anyway, I said it was beyond me, and think a pro was needed.
Well today a "Professional" turns up, in the ubiquitous little white van and a chainsaw.
Well he was up that tree like a monkey. Unfortunately all didn't go well for him.
He was swinging about trying to cut a branch just out of reach..
(You can see where this is going)
Well he fell......Only about 20 ft.....BUT....
The chainsaw followed him..:eek:
Hit him right in the face, luckily it wasn't running.
(Think it would have been a different outcome if it was.)
Still managed to cut him open like a Melon, from his ear to his chin.
You could see his teeth and jaw bone through the cut !!!!!!
Anyway the ambulance duly turned up and carted him away.
Just soooooo glad I didn't get talked into that job..
Health and safety.......Not here in France