Oooop's

[Bonzo]

When my wife was getting undressed for bed last night.

I said " Do you know, when you take your bra off it makes you look 10 years younger "

My wife said " Do you really think so "

I said " Yes, when your boob's drop out, it pulls all the wrinkles out of your face "

That's when the fight started :eek: :o

[tkpm]

i've just spat my tea all the moniter, lol :D

Terry

[spud69]

Very good Ronnie, just think yourself lucky that you're still allowed to leave the lights on while she's getting ready for bed......;)

AndyH

[HandyAndy]

:D :D

Ronnie ... My Mrs would still be chasing me with the rolling pin if I dared say that :eek: :D

Made me laugh out aloud.

cheers
andy

[flyerncle]

Brave or dancing with death,cant make up my mind.

Friend of mines girlfriend hung up a dress in the steamy kitchen and he asked why.
She said " to get the creases out"
He said "You should try that with face "

The cup just missed his head.

[Davey]

This is why so many middle aged women are wearing their hair pulled back with fancy grip things, it pulls the wrinkles out but if they go to tight they start to look chinese:D .

D.

[JHewitt]

My wife sat down on the settee next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?'

I said, 'Dust.'

And then the fight started...

:D :D

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.'

I bought her a bathroom scale.

And then the fight started...
:D :D

I have the whole list, classic, but truth be, I would not DARE say any of them to my missus as I quite like my face the way it is!!

[Bonzo]

There is enough material there to keep me in the doghouse for at least a month :D :D

Paul .... Not even going to go there :eek: ( she do hang clothes to ease the wrinkles )

The good lady asked for an animal skin one christmas .... I bought her a Donkey Jacket :o

[Twin]

and then the fight started....

[flyerncle]

That one was true believe it or not,and they are no longer together.

My other half used to be on my phone as Liz,she saw it and said who's Liz ?

I said you,she said like Liz Taylor.

I said no ,Liz Ard.

And that is true aswell,we are still together .:eek:

Keep the head down Ronnie or you will be building a doghouse not a Roadster

[HandyAndy]

Keep the head down Ronnie or you will be building a doghouse not a Roadster

:p.... I,ve been known to spend the night with a dog or 2 ......got 8 of em....I,m always in the "Doghouse".... picking up a load or cr@p :D

I once said we had 9 dogs.....then the fight started :D

cheers
andy