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HandyAndy
28th February 2011, 09:10 PM
Just a bit of fun............

The mrs says its our wedding anniversary today......I say no its not.....

what do you lot think?

Married on February 29th 2008.....

so in my opinion.....its our first wedding anniversary NEXT year :D :D

Only need to buy flowers & a card every 4 yrs.......yup , I,m living up to my reputation.......TIGHT :eek: :cool:

cheers
andy

leroybrown911
28th February 2011, 09:14 PM
I would say if this were true, I am very suprised the female of the species could make such an oversight. No way my BETTER half would miss out on flowers and chocs for 3 out of 4 years! :D

HandyAndy
28th February 2011, 09:17 PM
I would say if this were true, I am very suprised the female of the species could make such an oversight. No way my BETTER half would miss out on flowers and chocs for 3 out of 4 years!

Its true... got the marriage certificate to prove it :D

The thing is...........................it was the wifes idea to get married on that date......she likes to be different :rolleyes: :D

Family never know if or when to send us a card :D

cheers
andy

leroybrown911
28th February 2011, 09:22 PM
Ha ha, I would suggest you go with chocs and flowers on the 28 feb if you want an easy life!

HandyAndy
28th February 2011, 09:26 PM
if you want an easy life!

WITH my MRS????? no chance :D :D

By the time I get the 7 yr itch I,ll be 72 yrs old....= 28yrs from when we got married :D :D

cheers
andy

monsterob
28th February 2011, 10:07 PM
you must get a tenth of a second aniversary every year i think at 00:00:00:01 o clock on the 28th into the next day.

happy aniversary anyways i have my first wedding aniversary this year in may cant forget it as its her brothers birthday so either way i get to get drunk !:D

XR4BILL
1st March 2011, 12:46 AM
Happy anni Andy, from Canada. We hit our 34th this March.:D

cheers,

Bill

dogwood
1st March 2011, 08:56 AM
Well if that's what you believe mate go for it....:D
But I ain't visiting you in hospital..:rolleyes:

Congrats.....:p

carlknight1982
1st March 2011, 10:14 AM
Or was it her cunning plan to secure a treat on both the 28th of feb and the 1st of march 3 outta 4 years?

steady there Andy your on dangerous ground

spud69
1st March 2011, 11:06 AM
you must get a tenth of a second aniversary every year i think at 00:00:00:01 o clock on the 28th into the next day.

happy aniversary anyways i have my first wedding aniversary this year in may cant forget it as its her brothers birthday so either way i get to get drunk !:D

I go with Robs way of thinking Andy, you got tenth of a second to celebrate. Doesn't usually take you much longer than that anyway......:D ;) :D

And Rob, you've got a little one now so no more getting drunk.

Andrew

Bonzo
1st March 2011, 11:58 AM
Happy aniversary to you both :cool:

Some good ideas there so far.

Take a tip from an old hand, 38 Years in two weeks time :eek:

When the time comes that you only have nookie on aniversarys .... Do you really want to wait 4 years !!?? :D

My solution is to have 2 aniversarys on non leap years, Feb 28th & the first of March :D

CaptainCrash1971
1st March 2011, 12:07 PM
Very dodgey ground indeed HAndy, a woman scorned, a gallon of petrol, and a match = no more roadster. I reckon a tenner on flowers and chocs will save you a fortune in the long run.
Happy Anniversary mate, tell the long-suffering Mrs HAndy her medals in the post :D :D

flyerncle
1st March 2011, 01:15 PM
She deserves a gold gong never mind a medal !!!!


All the best both of you.

minicountryman1961
1st March 2011, 04:40 PM
Happy aniversary to you both :cool:

When the time comes that you only have nookie on anniversarys .... Do you really want to wait 4 years !!?? :D



My ex was always threatening to cut me off from sex.




Trouble was, she could never figure out where I was getting it.






Damn, that is an oldie but goody.

rapidtornado
1st March 2011, 08:45 PM
Happy anni Andy, from Canada. We hit our 34th this March.:D

cheers,

Bill

34 years!!! holy cow.... you don't get that for man slaughter!

well done that man, what a scary prospect :o

monsterob
1st March 2011, 09:00 PM
She deserves a gold gong

i had to read that twice lol ! what with the d of gold and the g of the gong :eek:

im allowed to get drunk now but its the tipsy not allowed to drive drunk rather than mistaking moses basket for toilet drunk :D

jerkins
1st March 2011, 10:26 PM
Now, be honest... it's your anniversary when SHE says it's your anniversary!

You are deluded if you believe anything else... :)

(current score = will be 38 years in July)

XR4BILL
2nd March 2011, 02:23 AM
34 years!!! holy cow.... you don't get that for man slaughter!

well done that man, what a scary prospect :o

Shes a geordie and still going strong. In all aspects :D

I guess we must be doing something right? just got to figure out what someday?

Bill.

HandyAndy
2nd March 2011, 08:04 AM
WoW, there,s some serious "time served" members on here :cool:

I just "go with the flow" & let HER decide when its our anniversary :o .......anything for a peaceful life LOL.

Ahh, she,s not a bad lass , keeps me young I suppose :D

cheers
andy

Wynand
3rd March 2011, 05:59 AM
34 years!!! holy cow.... you don't get that for man slaughter!
well done that man, what a scary prospect :o

1st July I will be tied to the old geyser for 33 years as well....

BTW, happy anniversary Andy:cool:
As for the date, fact remains you are married on 29 Feb, hence you only need to spoil the old/young bird once every 4 years. When you get flack for that just reminds her it was HER idea to get married on a leap year and shows your balls that you man of the house.;) As the saying goes; "beware what you wish for"

Something to ponder about; Believe it or not, in the nearly 33 years of marriage, my old lady served me with breakfast in the bed everyday - most of times something decent with bacon, egg toast etc, but sometimes when I pissed on her parade, its down to a sandwich or rusks and coffee, but hey, it still breakfast in bed.
Only exceptions though, is when we have visitors (but still wake-up call with tea/coffee) or on holiday. Some say I am a lucky guy....
The secret? Respect her at all times, simple as that.

HandyAndy
3rd March 2011, 08:22 AM
Thanks Wynand:)
Breakfast in bed?? I should be so lucky:D
she normally kicks me out of it so she can make it,
i,m a qualified chef so I do most of the cooking, tho she makes a great fairy cake, ask Dogwood, he was at my place on my 46th birthday.....wife had made me 46 fairy cakes each with a candle :D .
well done on the 33 yrs, my mrs is only 38:eek:

Cheers
andy