first time out

[fabbyglass]

3 sisters Anne, Jan and Fanny all have big feet. Anne and Jan go on a date, 1 of the boys goes "jesus you got big feet" Anne replies " you should see our Fanny's their huge! ".....:D :D

[fabbyglass]

....Japanese girl was making love and accidentally passed wind. she quickly explained, "Oh me so sorry, you make front hole so happy, back hole blow you kiss"..:D

[fabbyglass]

boy in bath with his mum. he says "whats that hairy thing mum?" "that's my sponge" she says. "Oh yes the babysitter has one I've seen her washing dad's face with it."........:D

[fabbyglass]

I wonder if gay ghosts put the willies up each other..:rolleyes:

[fabbyglass]

was so depressed last night i called lifeline. Got a call centre in India, told them i was suicidal, they got all excited and asked if i could drive a truck:rolleyes:

[flyerncle]

He's out of the straight jacket again............:p


All funny though Mark.

[les g]

He's out of the straight jacket again............:p


All funny though Mark.

Paul
its either guinness or all that Cornish sunshine he,s getting,
then again maybe he,s just a fruitloop..............lol
cheers les g

[flyerncle]

Think he is beyond the realms of any help Les and dont think it is anything from Cornwall,more like Lebanon and yellow......;)

[Bonzo]

Just Fabbys way of getting through the day

Samaritans were engaged :D :D

Paul

More like Super Skunk :eek:

[stan1]

lets face it lads if the samaritans cared they,de phone you wouldn,t they?

[Bonzo]

Hadn't thought of it way Stan .... By Jove, I think you are right :D :D

[fabbyglass]

... man was setting up a computer for his wife, he put as the password : MYPENIS... wife couldnt stop laughing when a box said "Sorry, password not long enough"....:D

[fabbyglass]

I took my dog to the park today and played Frisbee with him.
he was useless. I think I need a flatter dog....:rolleyes:

[fabbyglass]

when ever I hear the saying " Any thing is possible " I say : " Have you ever tried nailing jelly to a tree ".....:D

[fabbyglass]

Why do Tescos workers on the tills always ask if u want a bag??? No I'lljust carry all my shopping on my head you cock....!!!!:D

[fabbyglass]

Husband hires a hit man 2 kill his wife of 40 years. Hit man says I would shoot her just below her left tit. Husband says I want her dead not knee capped...:rolleyes:

[fabbyglass]

two old woman meet for a coffee, one lady says to the other "did you come on the bus" other replies "yes, but i made it look like an asthma attack"

[fabbyglass]

What Goes "OOOOOOOOOOOO"............................................ ?








A Cow With NO Lips!!!:rolleyes:

[flyerncle]

The clue is in the first post,just look at the time it was posted,I dont care what anybody say's they are funny and what ever flabbyass is on he's not harming anyone :p .

Keep up the good work Mark ;)

[fabbyglass]

I've just answered the door to a 6ft beetle who smacked me round the head and told me to f#ck off. Apparently there's a nasty bug going round !!!!:D :D

[flyerncle]

See what I mean,trawling the bottom now.......:rolleyes:

[fabbyglass]

See what I mean,trawling the bottom now.......:rolleyes:

Front ones only for me ta.........:D

[fabbyglass]

Now this one is really childish but then so am I.....:p

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? . . . .Lickalotopuss...:D

[fabbyglass]

Was asked by a Police Officer today. "Where were you between 4 and 6?" I replied.. "Infant School you twat..:rolleyes: !!"

[flyerncle]

Ok I surrender.....;)

[fabbyglass]

little boy asked his dad,"What's in between mummy's legs?" The dad said,"A door and I have the key to it." Little boy said,"Well your friend has the spare key":D

[les g]

Why do Tescos workers on the tills always ask if u want a bag??? No I'lljust carry all my shopping on my head you cock....!!!!:D

TJ the To$$er nearly got us kicked out of Morrisons for his version of that one
me and lins had dragged him round the shop and made him push the trolley etc.............. i know i know it would of been easier to leave him at home and push it meself ........but i,m getting older and dafter.......
at the till the the not so pleasant assistant asked us do you need a bag???
Quick as a flash he snapped back ....
"no its ok i,ll frigging juggle it all to the van.."
then added..
" its ok i,m out with a pair of clowns it seems the right thing to do "
cheers les g

[minicountryman1961]

Shredder

A young engineer was leaving the office at 5:45 p.m. when he found the
CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.

"Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important
document, and my secretary is not here. Can you make this thing work?"

"Certainly," said the young engineer. He turned on the machine, inserted
the paper, and pressed the start button.

"Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared
inside the machine, "I just need one copy."

Lesson: Never, Never, ever assume that your boss knows what he's doing.

[HandyAndy]

Shredder

A young engineer was leaving the office at 5:45 p.m. when he found the
CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.

"Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important
document, and my secretary is not here. Can you make this thing work?"

"Certainly," said the young engineer. He turned on the machine, inserted
the paper, and pressed the start button.

"Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared
inside the machine, "I just need one copy."

Lesson: Never, Never, ever assume that your boss knows what he's doing.

Classic , made me laugh out aloud :D :D

cheers
andy

[fabbyglass]

alzheimers protest march "what do we want" "we dont know" "when do we want it" "want what?".......:D

[Davey]

Is a dyslexic priest a dog botherer?

D.

[fabbyglass]

Is a dyslexic priest a dog botherer?

D.

.........:D