robo
25th June 2011, 09:51 PM
It is quite clear to me from reading some of the posts that some members are not mechanically minded. To assist i am going to help to clarify some of the terminology/uses for tools and equipment for the inept
1. Spanner, used for tightening or undoing nuts and bolts. Not something that bridges a gap.
2. Screwdriver, used for putting in and taking out screws. Not a prostitute trucker.
3. Welder. used for joining metals. Not a very stupid person.
4. Extension bar. for use between a socket and ratchet. Not a pub that holds late wets.
5. Crow bar. Used as a lever. Not a pub for old tarts.
6. Bottle jack. For raising a vehicle off the ground. Not an act of violence.
7. Hammer.Used for beating the cxxp out of things. Not someone who plays with radios.
8. Worklight.Used to see in dark places. Not a person who skives off.
9. Fuel pipe. Used to convey fuel. Not a smoking device that does not use tobacco.
10. P clip. For retaining fuel pipe or cable. Not a restrictor gadget for those with a weak bladder.
11.Half shaft. Steel bar for transmitting power to drive wheels from diff. Not a drunken attempt at sex.
12.Tank. A container for storing liquid. Not a military vehicle or a large women.
13. Knuckle bar. Used to gain leverage over a socket. Its not a rowdy pub.
14. Piston. Engine component. Not a drunken act from a mate.
15. Top hose. pipe between engine and rad. Not madam of a brothel.
16 Bottom hose. Not doing this one.
Have i missed any?
Bob
1. Spanner, used for tightening or undoing nuts and bolts. Not something that bridges a gap.
2. Screwdriver, used for putting in and taking out screws. Not a prostitute trucker.
3. Welder. used for joining metals. Not a very stupid person.
4. Extension bar. for use between a socket and ratchet. Not a pub that holds late wets.
5. Crow bar. Used as a lever. Not a pub for old tarts.
6. Bottle jack. For raising a vehicle off the ground. Not an act of violence.
7. Hammer.Used for beating the cxxp out of things. Not someone who plays with radios.
8. Worklight.Used to see in dark places. Not a person who skives off.
9. Fuel pipe. Used to convey fuel. Not a smoking device that does not use tobacco.
10. P clip. For retaining fuel pipe or cable. Not a restrictor gadget for those with a weak bladder.
11.Half shaft. Steel bar for transmitting power to drive wheels from diff. Not a drunken attempt at sex.
12.Tank. A container for storing liquid. Not a military vehicle or a large women.
13. Knuckle bar. Used to gain leverage over a socket. Its not a rowdy pub.
14. Piston. Engine component. Not a drunken act from a mate.
15. Top hose. pipe between engine and rad. Not madam of a brothel.
16 Bottom hose. Not doing this one.
Have i missed any?
Bob