Me, immature !!??

[Bonzo]

Childish & immature .... Me !!?? :confused:

My good lady wife has told me that I act like a child & am very immature.
she says that we need to have a good talk about it.

Yea, like that's going to happen right in the middle of the conker season :D :D

[HandyAndy]

whats the secret of making your conkers harder ? :D

soak em in vinegar or bake them ? :confused:

see you in the playground at break time Ronnie :D

cheers
andy

[Bonzo]

whats the secret of making your conkers harder ? :D

cheers
andy

Bung em in the freezer ;)

Not allowed out to play, I have been given detention :D :D

[wylliezx9r]

Bung em in the freezer ;)

Not allowed out to play, I have been given detention :D :D

2 years in the airing cupboard hardens them up nice:D

[robo]

Childish & immature .... Me !!?? :confused:

My good lady wife has told me that I act like a child & am very immature.
she says that we need to have a good talk about it.

Yea, like that's going to happen right in the middle of the conker season :D :D

Dont put up with it Ronnie. just pull her hair and run:)

Bob

[Bonzo]

Dont put up with it Ronnie. just pull her hair and run:)

Bob

Like it :D :D

She once told me to tie her up & do somthing very naughty once !!

So I tied her up & done a runner with her credit card :o

[ozzy1]

I once asked my missus to tell me something that would make me happy and make me sad.





She said "well of all your mates you've got the biggest dick"

[spud69]

Like it :D :D

She once told me to tie her up & do somthing very naughty once !!

So I tied her up & done a runner with her credit card :o

Talking of credit cards my ex-wife's was stolen one time my mate said i should report it and cancel it but why when the thief was spending less than she was. I also didn't talk to her for 18 months after that - never did like to interrupt her......:p

AndyH

[robo]

Cant trust women with credit cards, they are built to accept them and the oriental chicks "well".:rolleyes:

Bob

[shh120m]

2 years in the airing cupboard hardens them up nice:D

Best time of the year is the conker season, we arborists love a game, sometimes ends up with a few black eyes though! Best trick iv used is to drill a 4mm hole for a piece of paracord to go though, but get a 1mm bit and put the chesnut in a vice. Gently drill out the inside of the conker so its hollow, then put the cord through. Then get a syringe full of araldite and fill the hollow core up. Youll never lose a game again! Its not even cheating really, i just think of it as mid season research and development:D