when out of arms reach

now now, just because I can keep my missis in check..............

s**t - shes back :eek:


Shush guys act cool :cool:

Hey Mrs.Short do you want to hear what your
BETTER half has been saying, or at least he tells us he's the better half

Arfon

And the number of builders reduces by one in a tragic carving knife accident...



Repeatedly...

Honest officer he fell onto the knife all 21 times

Arfon

How can that happen? the chains from her ankle to the kitchen sink is too short :D

I take it she only has little feet as well

Arfon

Mine thinks spellcheck on pc is for witchcraft.

Always tell when she's been on Word,typex all over screen.:rolleyes:

Going Sunday on her broom

My wife suggested I get one of those penis enlargers, so I did. She's 21 and her name's Lucy

She must still be at the kitchen sink for you to be saying that

Arfon