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TalonMotorFabrication 11th July 2014 10:53 PM

your not always right
 
An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane
and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk?
Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger,
"What would you want to talk about?"
"Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no God,
or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?" as he smiled smugly.
"Okay," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first.
A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass.
Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty,
but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"
The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says,
"Hmmm, I have no idea." To which the little girl replies,
"Do you really feel qualified to discuss God, Heaven and Hell,
or life after death, when you don't know shit?"
And then she went back to reading her book.

wylliezx9r 12th July 2014 12:59 AM

LOL but I'm still an atheist.

TheArf 12th July 2014 08:38 AM

And I'm a born again atheist

flyerncle 13th July 2014 12:22 PM

Religion is man made ,Its all about God.:D

AshG 14th July 2014 10:15 PM

a wise man once told me there are two discussion topics that should be avoided.

1. politics
2. religion

flyerncle 15th July 2014 08:04 AM

Try the religion one with a doctor of Theology !:eek:


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