Fabby
A teacher asks the children to give her a sentence containing the word definately.
One little girl said " My dad is definately taking me to the zoo on Friday "
The teacher says that that is the general idea but not strictly true. She went on to explain. Perhaps daddys car will break down or he may be called into work. So the word definately might not apply.
Little Johnnie put his hand up and said " Please Miss can i ask a question "
Yes Johnnie, what would you like to know.
Has a fart got lumps in it Miss.
No not really Johnnie,
Well i have definately shit myself
