Teacher takes the children to a nature reserve as part of a class project.
whilst walking about keeping an eye on the children, she she meets Sally. " What have you been doing Sally ".
Well miss, I have been finding different kinds of wild flowers to photograph.
The next child she met was David. " What have you been doing David "
Well Miss, I am collecting as many different types of leaves as I can.
Finaly she comes uppon Johnnie. " What have you been up to Johnnie "
I have been sticking bangers up frogs asses.
Miss, sternly retorts " Rectum Johnnie "
Johnnie says " Yes miss, it blew the buggers to bits "
