Have you any cat lovers at work or cat loving friends ??
This is often good for a giggle.
In a very serious or surprised manner, tell them the following.
I saw the strangest thing ever this morning, it was realy weird , i have never seen anything like it in my life. ( Keep the suspense going on as long as you think you can get away with )
Tell them that you was standing by the window ( Doing whatever )
You saw a large cat come into the garden & had a good sniff around.
It then dug a hole in the ground. " I mean a blooming big hole "
It turned round & done a crap in the hole.
Then the weirdest thing ever happened.
Then it only went and filled the hole back up again.
I have never seen anything like that in my life.
The majority of the time. The true cat lover will instantly say
" You idiot, they allways do that "
It is then you can say with a surprised voice.
" What " --- " With a shovel "
I was caught out when it was done on me ??!!
Sorry chaps, I am soooo bored tonight.
Any decent pranks out there ??