Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question.
"Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun how many would be left?" "None.", replied Johnny. "'cause the rest would be scared away by the noise."
"Well, the answer is four," said the teacher. "But I like the way you are thinking."
Little Johnny said, "Can I ask you a question now teacher? If there were three women eating ice lollies on a park bench, one licking her lolly, the second biting her lolly, and the third sucking her lolly, which one is married?"
"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the lolly?"
"No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger. But I like the way you are thinking."
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