Give this a try !!

[Bonzo]

Have you any cat lovers at work or cat loving friends ??

This is often good for a giggle.

In a very serious or surprised manner, tell them the following.

I saw the strangest thing ever this morning, it was realy weird , i have never seen anything like it in my life. ( Keep the suspense going on as long as you think you can get away with )

Tell them that you was standing by the window ( Doing whatever )

You saw a large cat come into the garden & had a good sniff around.

It then dug a hole in the ground. " I mean a blooming big hole "

It turned round & done a crap in the hole.

Then the weirdest thing ever happened.

Then it only went and filled the hole back up again.

I have never seen anything like that in my life.


The majority of the time. The true cat lover will instantly say

" You idiot, they allways do that "

It is then you can say with a surprised voice.

" What " --- " With a shovel "


I was caught out when it was done on me ??!!

Sorry chaps, I am soooo bored tonight.

Any decent pranks out there ??