Wifey on form today

[Bonzo]

Today I had an appointment with the haematology consultant for my 2 yearly MOT

Must have been at least a month since I have last driven, anyhow, I was following a tractor down the lane when we both met an oncoming car, the tractor driver slapped it in reverse .... Me ?, could I remember where reverse gear was, it was like a pick & mix box of gears

Once we got going again my wife quipped " That's it, you have officially become a woman driver " Me, " Ehhh " Wife " You must be a woman because you don't know where reverse is "

This afternoon we went to pick a few blackberry's so as she could make an apple & blackberry crumble ( Yum Yum )

Got ripped to pieces by the brambles & casually said to the wife that I would much prefer to have a cherry crumble.
Wife said that none of the supermarkets seem to keep the tins of pie filling any more.

She only went and suggested that I do a search for " Cherry pie filling " on the internet

The good news is, the consultant has given me the all clear for another 2 years