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Old 3rd November 2010, 05:33 PM
flyerncle flyerncle is offline
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Nothing like a good pussy joke.


Gentleman goes to a brothel,chooses a lady and goes upstairs with her.

They agree a price and he says we must do this my and she agrees.

He opens his case and takes out four springs and a duck call, fits one spring to each elbow and one spring to each knee and bends her over and begins to have sex.

Banging away quack,quack,quack,blowing the duck call,they finish and lay back to have a cigarette,She says to him that was fantastic what do you call it.

He looks her straight in the eye and says "its my four spring duck technique"

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