Women Drivers...

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Wicks have 20% of garage doors @ the mo

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Originally Posted by flyerncle

Grounds for divorce !

Mine came back from her many shopping trips crying that someone had hit the car when she was out and done off but she had not seen them,went outside to see damage and she was really peeved when I said "must have been a quick wall to get away from you "as I rubbed off the brick dust,dozy mare !

Hahahaha, mine came back from the drive through car wash soaking wet and absolutely furious as her car window wouldn't shut after she started getting taken into the car wash. Rather than reversing out of the tracks, she sat there screaming getting washed, slapped, rinsed and waxed! I pissed myself laughing when she got home.

[flyerncle]

Could have opened her mouth and sealed the window

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Originally Posted by flyerncle

Could have opened her mouth and sealed the window

You've met my wife then!

[flyerncle]

Fortunately not apparently maybe.

Good job she cant see this or you would be getting the slapping too.

[Short]

We went to the stables in our 3 week old brand new A6 a couple years back. (an automatic I may add). The wife reversed into the space, took the seatbelt off, opened the door and climbed out.....leaving the car in reverse without the handbrake on, with the engine running. I stood in astonishment as my pride and joy happily trundled backwards, breaking through a gate and driving itself across a field, backwards. if it wasn't for the grass bank at the other end of the field, I thing the car would of carried on until it ran out of diesel......... And all the wife was concerned about was the horses escaping!!!

[Short]

and last week, she went to Morrisons in her focus. half an hour into shopping, across the tanoy came "will the owner of a black ford focus registration XXXX XXX please come to the customer service desk urgently"

turns out she forgot to put the handbrake on. Locked the car, and left it to roll across the carpark, leaving it wedged between a bollard and the wall of the supermarket.

I seriously wonder if she actually has a driving liscence?!

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Originally Posted by Short

and last week, she went to Morrisons in her focus. half an hour into shopping, across the tanoy came "will the owner of a black ford focus registration XXXX XXX please come to the customer service desk urgently"

turns out she forgot to put the handbrake on. Locked the car, and left it to roll across the carpark, leaving it wedged between a bollard and the wall of the supermarket.

I seriously wonder if she actually has a driving liscence?!

Bloody hell! I'll count myself lucky then! My missus has a horse, you'd think she was stabling it in the new Honda Civic by the state of the interior!

[skov]

I'm glad to hear I'm not the only one that suffers these kind of wife related mishaps

[Stot]

My wife causes no trouble from the passenger seat. Although I have gone deaf in my left ear since we have been together strangely.

Cheers
Stot