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17th April 2009, 11:12 AM
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The Bad Puns Thread
Black tarmac and concrete were arguing in the bar one night,
"im harder than you" said black tarmac "oh no your not!" said concrete, because i built the heathrow runways! nobody is harder than that! "well i built the M1 so i must be the hardest!" said the black tarmac Just then, red tarmac walked in, and the two friends went very quiet. Noticing this, the barman went over and had a word with them. "whats the matter with you two, youve suddenly gone very quiet?" "well we dont get invloved with red tarmac 'coz he is a cycle-path!" Come on Guys do your worst 
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17th April 2009, 12:57 PM
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I walked into a bar last night .
It bleedin hurt, cos it was an iron one.  The late Tommy Cooper 
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I am not a complete idiot...........Some of the parts are missing !! Ronnie www.roadster-builders.co.uk Last edited by Bonzo : 17th April 2009 at 02:20 PM.
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17th April 2009, 01:06 PM
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"There you go, four candles..."
"NO! you fool, fork handles, handles, for forks..."
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